they fight like cats
and attack like dogs
they welcome and seduce
then behave like hogs

arrogance, ignorance
it's all right there
age, sex, location
ask me if you dare

tell me you love me
send me a nude
I can be charming
or I can be rude

this chat is a haven
this chat is pure hell
your ass will be booted
if you cannot spell

where are you from?
and why do you block?
please send me a pic
I'll send you my cock!

he flirts with her
she toys with him
then up to the loft
for a night of sin

he's far too young
she's weary and old
let me suggest this
if I may be bold

send fake pics
adjust and crop
if all else fails
use Photoshop

wrinkle free
thin those thighs
nip and tuck
round those eyes

cum hither, my love
lend me your ear
my style is harmless
you've nothing to fear

why do I bother
busting into a chat
filled with strangers
who don't give a crap

instant messages
in the heat of the night
two on the left
and three to the right

best be nimble
you will be clocked
don't want to offend
don't wanna be stalked

how old are you?
and what do you do?
I want to cyber...
you in the mood?

my cock is rock hard
you SO turn me on
where is that windex...
found it, you're on!

this ever depress you?
fill you with gloom?
is your life so lacking
you need a CHAT room??

why no, I'm just bored
I'm rarely on-line
I have a life
and I am just fine

click click click
work that mouse
oh God, please help me
It's a full house!

and tonight I feel
so witty and wise
I'll pretend to believe
these desperate lies

authors lounge
classy handsome studs
cowboys from Idaho
obsessed with their spuds

witticisms, criticisms
lawyers alike
find him a she-male
find her a dyke!

whip me, beat me
please use a glove
I'll be your fantasy
your pinata of love

these chatrooms suck
I think they're a sin
somebody get out
I need to get in!!!